FUNCTION: geetars, vocals GEAR: Gibson, Epiphone, Fender, Marshall, Boss MUSIC: Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Ennio Morricone, Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen FILMS: British social comedy, historic drama, classy fantasy, pirate flicks BOOKS: criminal history, alternate history novels, rock biogs TV: historic drama, comedy, sci-fi, music documentaries LIKES: red wine, strong lager, tea, cats, classic cars DISLIKES: ignorance, rudeness, cruelty, time-wasters, shit music HATCHED: February 20th under the sign of Pisces 